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Novels

Nanowrimo!

Despite the fact that I’m in the middle of rewrites on my first, I just want everyone to know that I’m still going for it with Nanowrimo this year.

If you don’t know what Nanowrimo is (no, it’s not from Mork and Mindy) then I’ll tell you and maybe you’ll join me this November.

Nanowrimo stands for National Novel Writing Month and it takes place every November. The way it works is like this: a novel can be defined as any piece of prose at least 50,000 words in length… and that’s pretty much it. So Nanowrimo is an organization that stands for pretty much everything I believe in when it comes to creativity – just get out of the way and write.

If you divide 50,000 words by 30 days you get your first Nanowrimo goal: 1666 words per day (that’s like 6 1/2 pages). Of course, there are no rules. You can write 10,000 words every 6 days, or set up a weekly goal, or, like me a 5 day/week schedule, and so on and so forth.

You don’t worry about what you are writing. You don’t agonize over every sentence or cosmic theme. Nanowrimo is just a mad dash towards 50,000 words (that no one reads unless you want them to) with a lot of other people.

I know it doesn’t sound like it, but it’s actually really fun. When you register (it’s free), you hook into a regional group (this thing is global so even if you live in South Africa you can find other Nanowrimo folks), and you all cheer each other on and bond over the insanity that is 50,000 words in 30 days.

If writing a novel under normal conditions is like running the Boston Marathon, Nanowrimo is more like running the Bay-to-Breakers in costume.

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men."

So join me! There is no better way to free yourself from the chains of a critical voice, and at the end of the year, hey, you wrote a novel!

Who cares if it stinks? That’s what rewriting is for.

First draft finished!

At 11am today: two years, two cities, four jobs, five apartments (I had complicated living arrangements for a while there), and about 65,000 words after I started working on my very first novel, (tentatively – very tentatively – titled, A Very Violent Story), I finished the first draft.

This is how I feel:



Granted, I have a long way to go before it is actually completed.  All writing is rewriting, and if this novel is anything like my short stories, in terms of process, I still have between 6 and 11 drafts before I am finished, but I believe in celebrating each milestone in the process of a creative work. Here is why:

a) it emphasizes the separation between, what I term, the discovery period of creation, and, the more cerebral, sculpting period of creation, which I think is important, psychologically, for a writer;

b) any creative act, like life, is a celebration of process, which is not defined by the end result, but by the journey.  That’s why I typically don’t see the value in “skipping ahead to the death part” when I’m describing what matters in life (unless I’m describing someone I really, really don’t like, like a former boss, or Hitler).

This is what a contest winner looks like

The point is, I really want to celebrate today… but I’m not sure how!

Here is my challenge:

A contest!

I want your most creative, awesome, meaningful thoughts on how I should celebrate in Seattle with Bean. The winner gets to experience the awesome power of knowing he/she controlled the direction of our lives for one night. Come on, that’s huge!

Remember, I live in a new town with only a few friends (it’s been 2 months, back off), so ideas like, “Invite a few friends over and open a bottle of wine” wouldn’t work for a number of reasons.

First off, see above re: friends.

Secondly, that sounds a little too wild and I don’t think I could handle being so crazy like that (read sarcasm here as you realize this is a lame idea, unless, said friends were “circus clowns” and said wine was “a case of strawberry hill flavored Boone’s Farm” because then that would be an epic night of vehement pink vomiting, and nothing says party more than that).

Extra points go to non-drinking ideas. Not that I don’t drink, I do, but drinking isn’t a very creative idea and could probably be added to any other idea.

Write your suggestions in the comments box below!

Novel update

Today I finished 50,000 words and I’m probably about 20,000 words away from the end of the first draft.

I can’t believe after all these years I’m actually going to finish the thing! Hopefully the next one won’t take as long.